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Joke of the Day
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?"
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"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off."
"What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears? Polar bears gather around the ice hole."
"Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body"
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"
"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."