35263
Joke of the Day
"Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body"
Next Joke
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""
"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""
"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."
"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."
"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"
"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."
"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"