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Joke of the Day

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

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"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."
"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat."
"What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ."
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