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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."
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"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day... You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods."
"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."
"What do you call a speeding vegetable? Michael Schumacher."
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."
"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."