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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."
Next Joke
"another vampire joke for you guys. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month."""
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? Stick"
"I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess. She is all locked up in the tower now."
"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."
"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."