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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it."

"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."

"(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John."

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"Why are female inmates bad at grammar? Because they have their period in the middle of their sentence."

"I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies. Stupid idiot shat in my hand."