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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."
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"I used to make jokes about Japanese eggs... But I quit a long tamago."
"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"
"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."
"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom... ... and you are American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom? European!"
"20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids"
"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"
"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."