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Joke of the Day

"They call it The ""I'm listening"". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"

"My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Today it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister."

"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets."

"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."

"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"

"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."

"'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride' is good advice for any best man."