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Joke of the Day
"'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride' is good advice for any best man."
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"Ever since I read an article about the danger of smoking I stopped reading."
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""
"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart."
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"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."
"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."
"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""