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Joke of the Day

"My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Today it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Disappointment."

"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."

"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."

"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"

"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."