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Joke of the Day

"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."

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"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."
"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."
"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" I thought to myself ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"So, I have a black girlfriend now Burnt the shit out of my hand on the stove..."
"Some jokes are like doctors... They get better with repeated deliveries."
"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."
"You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table."