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Joke of the Day

"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."

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"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"
"You say ""potato"", I say ""This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."""
"What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp."
"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"
"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."
"When Mr Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
"Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people"