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Joke of the Day
"My wife's cooking is so bad I usually pray after food."
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"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""
"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."
"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."
"If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them ""a little tardy""?"
"""PSST."" It came from my waffles. ""PSST,"" again. ""What?"" I ask, furtively. ""You look really nice today."" Complimentary Breakfast"
"I adopted a rescue dog early this morning... But she hasn't saved anyone all day and she's peed in the house twice. This is bullshit."
"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"