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Joke of the Day
"What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn? Running Stupid"
Next Joke
"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."
"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"
"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."
"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."
"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"