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Joke of the Day
"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."
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"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"
"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear."
"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."