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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn?"

"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"

"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"

"My 3yo said Cheese is her favorite place. I don't know if I should be worried that she thinks cheese is a place or sad because it's not."