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Joke of the Day
"Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't"
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"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"
"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."
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"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."