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Joke of the Day

"These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see."

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"There needs to be a universal hand signal to let people know they still have their blinker on. Mouthing ""you're dead asshole"" isn't working."
"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"
"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."
"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."
"96 is the number of rejection."
"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT 'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ...'ER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! ......you see, i...it's funny because marriage is terrible."
"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"
"What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes? The McCann Family."