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Joke of the Day

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."

"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV."

"WOMEN Woo men."