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Joke of the Day
"What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes? The McCann Family."
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"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"
"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."
"How I flirt is how I run. It's funny to watch, I have no form, and I end up sweating like a mother fucker whenever it's over."
"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."