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Joke of the Day
"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."
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"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
"""Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen."" ""Mam, that's a tire."" ""Kids, get me a napkin."""
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"
"Chuck Norris joke: Alexander Bell invented the telephone. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris"
"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."
"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""
"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"