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"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."
"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"
"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""
"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"
"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."
"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"
"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."