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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"

"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."

"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"

"For Sale : Used Facebook account ~ get up to the minute weather forecast, religious counseling and countless pictures of Jenny's cat."

"How do you find blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."

"What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common? Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil."

"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."

"What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill."