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Joke of the Day

"Sports Hockey has the Blues. Football has the Browns. Baseball has the Reds. What does basketball have? l l l l l The Blacks."

"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"

"LinkedIn Bans Prostitutes And Escorts! I wasn't even aware this service was available on LinkedIn. Why am I always late to the party?"

"Sadly.. ..some frogs have been known to Kermit suicide"

"[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies? ME: Yes! Wait, did you say ""hobbits""? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no"

"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."

"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."

"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"

"How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it"