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Joke of the Day

"[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies? ME: Yes! Wait, did you say ""hobbits""? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."

"What's a feminists worst nightmare? Fat free milk"

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"

"You must've been conceived at home... That's where most accidents happen."

"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"

"A small part of me almost died today.. Specifically mini-me"