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Joke of the Day

"Sadly.. ..some frogs have been known to Kermit suicide"

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"

"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence. Example: I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas."

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"