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Joke of the Day

"A note to reddit admins "

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"I wonder which lie came first: ""Oops, wrong hole!"" or ""That's never happened before!""?"

"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."

"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title."

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."