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Joke of the Day

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"

"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."

"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"

"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"

"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"

"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."

"I put a couple of t's in my beer last night. I think it made it better."

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"