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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
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"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""
"For Lent I've decided to give up my New Year's Resolutions, now pass the Girl Scout Cookies."
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"
"What do girls and snowflakes have in common? They can't drive cars."
"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"
"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."
"I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind."