189125

Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"

"I wrote a theatrical performance on puns Really, it was just a play on words."

"""I am"" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ""I do"" is the longest sentence? Holy shit this blew up"

"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"

"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."

"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin."