1891
Joke of the Day
"If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have? My 3 foot cock in your ass!"
Next Joke
"Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere."
"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."
"What's the best part about sex with a 5 year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand."
"90s kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
"What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? ""Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."""
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"
"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."
"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"