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Joke of the Day
"Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy. He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs."
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"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."
"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."
"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"
"How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit."
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."
"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"
"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"