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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"
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"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
"Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive."
"A tad bit racist... How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots."
"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."
"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."
"What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood."