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Joke of the Day
"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
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"My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive."
"ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with? DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas"
"My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model."
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"
"What did God say when he made the first black person? Damn, I burnt one..."
"The first rule of procrastination club is: Google some weird shit then take a nap."
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"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"