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Joke of the Day
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
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"My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression."
"Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators."
"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."
"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""
"It's always ""Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick."" I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy"