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Joke of the Day
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
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"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "
"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"
"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."
"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."
"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."
"My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out."
"Why can't Asian parents make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"
"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."