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Joke of the Day
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
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"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"Your best ""Your pussy's so..."" Your pussy's so wrinkled I mistook it for an antique coin purse."
"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association!"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."
"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."
"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"
"My neighbor just died of an overdose. He forgot to take his homeopathic sleeping pills."
"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"
"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"