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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."
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"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."
"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."
"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""
"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"
"My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed."
"TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub"
"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "
"AT&T sent me a text apologizing for their service outage. I sent them a text thanking them for making it impossible for people to call me."
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"