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Joke of the Day

"How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards? Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade."

"Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"

"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"

"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!"