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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."

"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."

"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"

"[Terrorist tears open undercover FBI agent's jacket] Terrorist: FBI? Agent: uhhh Terrorist: hey guys this dude is a Female Body Inspector"

"Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters? Dustin Johnson sneezed."

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"