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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"

"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."

"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"

"A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head... The landlord says to the rest of the customers: ""Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"" Ba Dum Tss!"

"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."

"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."

"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"

"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"