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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"ME: I can't find my sandals WIFE: did you look everywhere? ME: yes WIFE: even down ME: yes even dowI did not put those on"
"How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding? ""Mon, soon."""
"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"
"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"
"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"