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Joke of the Day
"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."
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"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable."
"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"
"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""
"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."
"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"