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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over."

"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"

"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."

"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."

"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."

"When I stayed over at my girlfriend's house, her extremely conservative father wouldn't let us sleep together. Which was a shame, because he is very attractive."

"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."

"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"DON'T BREATHE! Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life."