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Joke of the Day

"When I stayed over at my girlfriend's house, her extremely conservative father wouldn't let us sleep together. Which was a shame, because he is very attractive."

"In a parallel universe nobody can park."

"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"Give a boy a fish, he eats for a day. Give Albert Fish a boy, he eats for a week."

"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."

"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."