188995

Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"

"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."

"What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."

"Why do Catholics not fight during church? Because Mass-Debating is wrong (read it out loud)"

"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."