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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with ""C"" and ends with ""T"", and has a ""U"" and an ""N"" in it? A coconut."

"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."

"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""

"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"""Shit just got real."" - God, creating the digestive system"