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Joke of the Day
"A lot of rappers had Diddy issues when they were growing up."
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"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."
"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "
"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."
"If Billy Joel wrote ""We Didn't Start the Fire"" today, it would be 2 hours."
"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."
"""Well that can't be right."" - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands"