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Joke of the Day

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"

"Speechless This message has no content."

"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."

"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."

"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"

"Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom."

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now."

"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"

"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"