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Joke of the Day
"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"
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"If Rand Paul ran for president and put Scott Walker on his ticket as running mate, their campaign would be Paul Walker 2016"
"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."
"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?"