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Joke of the Day
"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."
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"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"
"It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering ""What is your greatest weakness?"""
"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."
"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."
"A woman walks into a bar.... Realised too many man walk into a bar..."
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."
"Why did the snowman pull down his pants? Because he saw the snowblower coming"
"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"