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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"

"If any ladies out there need jars opened or items from a high shelf, HomeDepot sells rubber grips & ladders. -match.com bio"

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."

"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."

"What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD"

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"