10243

Joke of the Day

"Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?"

Next Joke
 
"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."
"What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit? The Bucket!"
"Mmmmm.... delicious!"
"I want to walk into a donut shop and yell... ""FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y!"""
"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"
"Cheese makes everything better... *sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*"
"What book does a gay horse read? 50 Shades of HaaAAaaayyy."
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
Terms & Privacy