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Joke of the Day
"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."
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"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"
"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."
"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass. [Edit] my uncle just told me this"
"Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be."
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"""Can we talk later? The news is on... Well, if you have tuberculosis it's not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes, jesus."""
"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""
"My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him."