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Joke of the Day
"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"
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"Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/"
"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"
"Why would an upright vacuum cleaner with no wheels make a better President than Hillary Clinton? Well, they both suck and have trouble moving forward, but at least the vacuum has a handle on it."
"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"
"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."