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Joke of the Day
"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"
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"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."
"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"
"I couldn't be a Step-Father. I don't drink enough."
"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"
"Why did the cactus cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken."
"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."
"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."
"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"
"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."